The "System Loading" Coffee Hoodie | Morning Protocol

The Vibe:
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We all know the feeling. You aren't fully awake, you aren't fully human, and you definitely aren't ready for questions until the system is online. And by "system," we mean your caffeine levels.

The "Loading..." Hoodie features a clever progress bar filling up with coffee cups. It’s a relatable, minimalist design that serves as a polite (but firm) warning to everyone around you: Do not interact until the bar reaches 100%.

The Fit & Feel:
If you're going to buffer, you might as well be comfortable.

• Premium Softness: 100% cotton face for a smooth feel that helps ease the morning struggle.

• Warm & Durable: A heavyweight blend (65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester) to keep you cozy while you boot up.

• The Details: Structured 3-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings, and a self-fabric patch on the back.

• Utility: Large front pouch pocket (perfect for warming cold hands).

• Unisex Fit: True to size. For that "don't talk to me" oversized look, we recommend sizing up.

Sustainability Note:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and waste. Shukran (thank you) for shopping sustainably!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Ya3ni Merch and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 91 Boulevard Carnot.
59800, Lille.
France or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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